It’s no secret that my ex was a big mistake. As a waspy ivy-league yacht club snob he was, without a doubt, the biggest ass I’ve ever met. (Don’t worry, I’m over him, but I refuse to take that “high road” people talk about and say anything positive about him. He is Lord Voldemort in every sense and I intend to always think that way.)
In any case, since the break-up of the century (I’m writing a book about my life and you’ll get all the juicy details one day) I’ve basically purged any fashion that would be considered related to his kind of lifestyle. Gone are my varsity cardigans, tennis skirts, and even the ribbon I always wore in my pony tail has taken a back seat, as I’m now busy dating new MEN and starting a new (awesome) life for myself. And while I’ve strayed away from anything that would make me look like I belong in a yacht club, I couldn’t help but fall head over heels for this sweater from Asos! It screams prep (yuck!) but something about this oversized masterpiece is just in line with my current fashion sense and would be perfect paired with boyfriend jeans, wedges, and a tote for a day of shopping! Oh well, guess it’s true what they say: the best revenge is massive success…and in my case, to still be considered the hot one.